**Note: Street parking is the only parking available 'round here.**
The first week that Mr. F. lived in DC, he came home to find this note with a rent check from his roommie:
The last week that Mr. F. lived in DC, he got this email from me:
The side-swiper only caught the mirror.
Saving you from torrents of tears.
Good thing you're so handy.
Fix this and I'll make you some candy.
Isn't it crazy? In a year, both cars got hit. Good thing we're outta there. And good thing I'm not a poet for a living.